I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
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i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
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yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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