somebody snuck up and got me drunk
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
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