We're like a lot better than the average bears
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Randomize
