i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
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dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
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I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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