Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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