Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
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We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
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I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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