it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
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i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
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My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
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