I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
This toilet bowl is my home.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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