Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
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They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
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You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
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