you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
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