Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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