I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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