and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
What a dumb baby whore.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
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