dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
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