I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
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I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
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Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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