HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
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a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
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