your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
You did what with his pubic hair?
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