They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
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She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
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That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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