Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
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TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
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Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
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