Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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