Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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