i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
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