It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
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I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
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Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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