Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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