i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
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Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
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You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
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