Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
i wish my penis had a tongue
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
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