One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
I deserve this hangover.
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