we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
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