Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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