Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
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