Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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