Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I walked into the bathroom and there's this 6'5" cop washing his hands. He looks at me and goes, "Heard you singing outside. Sound real pretty."
No more tequila EVER.
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
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