i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
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