Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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