That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
It's official drugs can't kill me
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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