you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
Randomize
