It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
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There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
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i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
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