dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
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Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
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I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
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