i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
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