god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
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She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
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She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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