So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
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