i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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