If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
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