At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Heard at work: Get out of my face before I cuntpunch you so hard your granddaughters have miscarriages. I love my job.
I'm moving there. Get me hired.
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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