At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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