i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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