i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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