there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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