THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
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Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
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My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
Terrible idea I love it
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
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