So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
No stitches, just platelets and will power
I'm passing your future prison.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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