So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
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