At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
Green mimosas i think yes
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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