I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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